Having murdered the proprietor of the local curry house for forgetting to send him a Christmas card, Donald Leek is looking forward to his regular “meeting” with a local actress, and Julie Andrews lookalike, with unusual sexual habits. As the appointed hour approaches, however, his flat is invaded by a string of uninvited guests including skinhead evangelists, a Latino lounge singer, Donald's overbearing uni-testicled cousin, a porn star, and a man with a huge Afro who claims to be Jesus Christ. Needless to say, all this unwanted disruption irritates Donald - and Donald is someone you do not want to irritate.